Badass bikers resort to extreme measures to resolve dispute

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Teutuls_lawsuit.jpgFather/son duo Paul Teutul, Sr. and Jr. are putting down their incestuous homoerotic schtick long enough to resolve a disagreement the old-fashioned tough guy way: Sr. is suing Jr. over $500,000 in stock options in their novelty clothing store, Orange County Choppers. Sr. (pictured leaning on his son’s flaccid penis extension) claims he had a deal with Jr. (pictured in the awful sun glasses) in which the elder could purchase the younger’s stock. But not only is the old guy suing his natural offspring, he’s so aggrieved by his son’s refusal to turn over control of the company that he’s including it in the lawsuit and tacking on $1 million in damages. Born to be litigious?

via TMZ

  • kawalaser

    Freud is alive and well.

  • Kevin

    Was there ever any doubt that these two tools would end up this way?
    Who wants to bet that they’ll both file for bankruptcy before the end of next year?

    • powermatic

      “Who wants to bet that they’ll both file for bankruptcy before the end of next year?”

      You posted for me. The bottom has dropped out of the custom chopper market, and this tv program can’t be long for the world. Though who knows-maybe 10 year old kids and hillbillies are still sucking up those OCC hoodies by the train load.

      Next on the ‘headed for bankruptcy’ line now that Nick Cage has filed? I’d guess John Travolta-seriously, how does anyone this side of Saudi Arabia afford that fleet of planes?

  • Isaac

    What a couple of tards! Suing your own flesh and blood? I ride a rocket anyway.

  • Papasan

    Junk in …
    Junk out …

  • CBontheMV

    I’m sure in the end, Ducati will regret granting these two morons a dealership.

  • T

    “how many corporate products can i wear that i’ve built bikes for?” wonders junior.

    “i don’t care, asshole. i just want more money!” screams senior.

    in the future, the above photo will be found in dictionaries under “douchebag.”

  • Fatrod

    Latent Homoerotic denial. I’ve this type of prose before. Seek help in your penile wanderings, before they ruin your life. Embrace the feelings or let them tear you apart.

  • Cameron Baum

    A recent South Park episode comes to mind…

    Let’s change the dictionary already so we won’t hurt the feelings of decent people when we use THAT word.

    • Isaac

      +1 lmao!!!! F—-ggs!

  • http://twitter.com/greatistheworld will

    I would say it comes from the Couldn’t Make This Shit Up Dept. but you wouldn’t have to.

  • http://www.buyshitdostuff.com/ Eric H.

    Sigh…

    Will Americans ever cease appearing to be nothing other than attention-whoring utter imbeciles to the rest of the world…???

    Paul Sr. and Paul Jr. – great ambassadors.

    Best Regards,

    Eric H.

    • Ammerlander

      I´ve never been to the USA, so maybe you know more than me, Eric, but to me it would appear we have our fair share of attention-whoring imbeciles in Germany aswell.
      At least theirs are somewhat original while ours just tend to imitate their shit.

    • BobG

      Sigh…

      Will Americans ever cease appearing to be nothing other than attention-whoring utter imbeciles to the rest of the world…???

      Hey Eric. As an American, I have to disagree with your statement. Believe me, we’re not all like that. However,if you want to find attention getting imbeciles, we do have a target-rich environment, especially on our west coast.
      Anyway, keep in mind that this TV show is exactly that – a show. It’s entertainment. They claim it’s a ‘reality’ show, but this type of entertainment is far from reality. I wouldn’t doubt that all of this is just a stunt for publicity as this show has more than run it’s course.

    • M.P.

      I like how you take 2 people and cast stereotypes on the other 400 million of us! Fuck you and your shit country that we more than likely give millions, if not billions, of our tax dollars to.

      • M.P.

        I forgot to add…have a nice day! :)

      • http://ashonbikes.com/ Eric H.

        *MP wrote:

        “I like how you take 2 people and cast stereotypes on the other 400 million of us! Fuck you and your shit country that we more than likely give millions, if not billions, of our tax dollars to.”*

        That is exactly the kind of American mentality I’m talking about…

        Nice public meltdown, MP (*M*iss *P*rissy?)…You work for OCC, don’t you…???

        This is how you should have replied to me:

        *BobG wrote:

        “Hey Eric. As an American, I have to disagree with your statement. Believe me, we’re not all like that. However,if you want to find attention getting imbeciles, we do have a target-rich environment, especially on our west coast.
        Anyway, keep in mind that this TV show is exactly that – a show. It’s entertainment. They claim it’s a ‘reality’ show, but this type of entertainment is far from reality. I wouldn’t doubt that all of this is just a stunt for publicity as this show has more than run it’s course.”*

        You see the difference, MP…???

        I’d like to meet BobG, but him a drink and thank him for reminding me not to lump everyone into one pile…

        Then I’d like to take BobG over to your trailer to meet you to remind him why brothers shouldn’t sleep with their sisters.

        Best Regards,

        Eric H.

  • Ace
  • http://garrickanson.com/ Garrick

    Wow, why don’t you tell us all how you really feel about these two tools?

  • Tom

    I’ve been around and I’ve come to the conclusion that these types of people are EVERYWHERE. What makes America unique (although others are starting to catch on) is that we put them on TV and people actually talk about their daily lives like we know them. It’s all fake, these guys probably sit around and make souffles once the camera lights turn off. :)

  • PJ

    As moronic as OCC is, not to mention quoting TMZ to begin with(didn’t they just publish a fasified picture of JFK frolicking with naked women?) I didn’t see the “flaccid penis/incestual homoerotic” stuff mentioned in the quoted article, those were your additions wes?….not that there’s anything wrong with that…..

    • http://hellforleathermagazine.com Wes Siler

      Every word you read on HFL is original content, we simply cite our sources, as is expected practice for all journalists, whether they’re writing for The New York Times or a bike magazine.

  • http://muthalovin.com the_doctor

    Why didn’t Sr. just yell at Jr.? Isn’t that what their relationship is based upon? That and building awful? I wish my dad and I could build awful, and he could sue me. What a great American family!

  • MG

    I’m proud to say I don’t own one piece of OCC swag.

    I concur with comments elsewhere here that it’s simply an attempt to restore attention as their infamy continues to fade.

    Maybe if Orange County Capitalism were more creative and came up with ways to inspire and employ americans to make unique, useful things people need, then their stock would improve in a positive way…

    • BobG

      “Orange County Capitalism” That is funny as s@#t! And exactly right!

  • http://shop.orangecountychoppers.com/merchandise.php Paul Teutul, Sr.

    Wes, I’m gonna come over there and kick yer ass. But first, I … I … I’m going to cry, because you have hurt my feelings. This is just so mean, suggesting that my son and I have some sort of improper relationship. You are a . . . meany. That’s what you are. I’m not going to mess up my expensive eyetalian boots kickin’ yer ass, because you’re a meany and you’re not worth my time.

    Plbbbbtp! (That’s me, giving you the Bronx cheer).

    As always,
    Yer dear friend,
    Paul Senior

  • Kidchampion

    Sr. has reached that age when steroids and hemorrhoids create a volatile and irrational mix. He’s mixing dick pills with asshole juice and now he’s suing his own flesh and blood. He helped campaign for McCain Palinl and I’ll bet 30 days ago he was a conservative Republican complaining that the USA needs tort reform but like most Republicans, he’s not really conservative: he’s just a selfish prick – at any cost.

    • BL

      so conservative republicans can’t sue over business contracts without being held to scrutiny over promoting tort reform to limit medical malpractice caps?

      i think you’re fishing.

      maybe if you slide in a bush bash it will make more sense.

      • Kidchampion

        Tort reform doesn’t mean “medical malpractice reform” it is the limitation of damages in civil cases overall. I’m for reforms but I think corporations should not have more rights than individuals – many tort reform advocates disagree with that concept. Here’s your Bush Bash: His partnership in the Texas Rangers. He fought to raise sales tax to pay for the stadium and increased return on his investment 25x. That’s hypocritical self-serving bullshit while posing as a cowboy conservative. Or you can look at how much government grew under his administration. Hypocrisy, that’s what I’m talking about.

        • http://hellforleathermagazine.com Wes Siler

          I like intelligent arguments like that, thank you.

  • rdb

    Once white trash,
    Always white trash.

  • Sean Smith

    So have either of them been hit with meth charges yet?

  • lux

    The Father is a Control Freak and did this same thing with the Other Son before and That Son went through this same thing with Him over the MetalWork Co that SR used to own, Now He is doing the same with His other sons, He will Die Alone and Miserable one day with His bad Tattoos and Awful HD type clothing. True White Trash is what He is.

  • Tommy Jr

    Damn Paul Sr looks Hot!!!!!

  • gildas

    Slow down on the Teutels… You have to give it them that they did the first openly homoerotic TV show destined to insecure white trailer park boys. They are the the Milks of the chopper lovers. They are in the front of the fight for equal gender rights for all big armed lover boys. They make sure that even the rear cylinder is ported, jettet and cooled.

    G

    • http://hellforleathermagazine.com Wes Siler

      “They make sure that even the rear cylinder is ported, jettet and cooled.” Ha!

  • BL

    first, you misquoted me. if you go back and read, i accurately stated the goal of the recently promoted tort reform, “malpractice caps” refers to the “capping” or “limiting” of damages given in a malpractice suit…

    second, calling someone a hypocrite for profiting on investments, and then becoming a republican president is not exactly an insult with backings in logic.

    Stadiums are routinely built with public funding…it isn’t that unusual to build something that will bring revenue, culture, and enjoyment to your citizens with public funds.

    the biggest problem with your argument is your labeling, calling someone a liberal, a conservative, a cowboy, is a way to skirt around the real point of a discussion…there are ideas, and there are people with opinions on ideas, your assigned label should not determine your opinions for you.

    G-as always, you are the master of the ass!

    • Kidchampion

      I didn’t misquote you. You asked a question about my comment about tort reform and I explained that tort reform is not limited to “medical malpractice reform” as advocated by current tort reform activists. I assure you that if Paul Sr. was being sued over a liability issue, he would refer to tort reform in the broader meaning.

      It is hypocritical to state that you are conservative, want lower taxes and smaller government but raise taxes when it can pad your own pockets.

      You asked for a Bush Bash. Are you saying Bush isn’t a Republican?, or a cowboy?, or a self-proclaimed Conservative? My argument is that a Republican (note the capitalization) isn’t necessarily conservative (note the lack of capitalization) just because he says he labels himself so. The only label I’m using is hypocrite.

      You are just playing football politics and cheering for reflexively for a team without questioning. You don’t even know my team.

  • gildas

    How high is yer right wing homoerotic level today?

    Level one – Hannety and guest bondin’
    Level two – Dick and Bush warin’
    Level three – Teutels suin’

    Homo, but safe for little boys with dreams of having their big stick thumping a double belted tranny with a hard tail.

    G

  • Mike Dockstader

    pwned!!!