Definitive proof Jorge Lorenzo doesn't walk on water

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Photos: Nick LIttle

Demonstrating the kind of riding he did to place second in Qatar and first at Jerez on a bike his teammate estimates to be 10bhp down on the competition, you could be forgiven for thinking that Jorge Lorenzo is the second coming. After the victory in his native Spain that put him on top of the championship standings he tried to perform a miracle and failed; clad in leathers and helmet, Jorge sinks just like you or I would.


  • The Grudz

    I actually thought he might drown in that plastic lined slimy scum pond. I was laughing nervously as I watched it all go down, just waiting for someone to throw him that ring or come in after he vanished under the water.

  • Nick Little

    Thanks for posting my Pictures.
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    Nick Little

  • AceCafeClipOns

    Why is it that this guy always seems so stupid to me?
    Amazing race, though.

    • DrSlumper

      I´ll win a lot of “friends” with this post (I´m Spanish) but I confirm you that he is stupid and extremely egocentric and arrogant. I don´t like nothing Lorenzo (Rossi wannabe) but to be truth he is a excellent rider but I very much fear that sooner or later he will be world champion. I hope I’m wrong.

      • AceCafeClipOns

        Yes mate, I know very well how arrogant he is, and despite his recent efforts trying to be nice and funny he’s still sooo incredibly stupid! (and yes, you were absolutely right: Still just a Rossi-wannabe)

        Oh, by the way… we are from the same country!P

  • Jordan J.

    Somewhere, a dry cleaner is facepalming.

  • Esteban

    great race!, I think the air bags on his raceleathers top of the shoulders inflated and prevented the drowning of jorge..

  • pdub

    Hmmm… walk on water or beat Rossi, Stoner, Pedrosa and the rest of the GP pack? If I could do either just once I’d take the latter. Fortunately for Horhay he gets to try it every few weeks with reasonable odds of pulling it off unlike myself or anyone else possibly reading this.

  • the_doctor

    Ponds around tracks are the scuzziest looking pools of water. What was going through his mind? You cannot out Rossi, Rossi when it comes to crazy post-win celebrations.

  • 2ndderivative

    Have to say that there’s been great racing in both top series this year. Can’t just pick one to watch.