Happening: Deth Killers S/S 2011 Deth Rally

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“No Raping,” said the rule book that came with entry to the Deth Killers S/S ’11 fashion show. You know it’s fashion week in New York when teenage girls from Eastern Europe start swarming the subway and pretentious party invites start filling your inbox. But most fashion week parties don’t come with a rule book and 3D glasses or advertise a punching machine, group burnouts and asphalt-resistant jeans. Those jeans were the reason for the show, but most catwalks don’t end in a punching machine or a drag off-stage via mini-bike for models that don’t punch hard enough, thereby demonstrating the anti-abrasion qualities of the products being shown. Come to think of it, most fashion week models probably aren’t on LSD either. As for the man in a green body suit who decided to hump the back wheel of a bike doing a burnout with predictable results? We’ve got no idea. Extremely NSFW.

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Happening: Deth Killers S/S2011 Deth Rally

  • http://www.thisblueheaven.com Mark D

    Holy shit its hipster Thunderdome. Two moustaches enter, one skinny shaved chest leaves.

    • http://hellforleathermagazine.com Grant Ray

      That “skinny shaved chest” punched over 800 on a punching machine that goes 0 to 900.

      • http://www.thisblueheaven.com Mark D

        Ha, never said he wasn’t in good shape :)

        How’re the jeans? That’s a hell of a promo.

        • http://hellforleathermagazine.com Wes Siler

          Don’t remember much about the jeans, but we’ll check them out in detail at some point.

      • pdub

        900 what? Is that at the crank or rear wheel?
        To mangle a quote from Enter the Dragon.
        “punching machines don’t hit back”

        No comment on the hipster quest and affectations of manly authenticity. No wait, one comment. Lemmy wants his royalties for every time you get up and look in a mirror. He assures me he’ll distribute a portion of that to the Steve McQueen estate for due credit as well.

      • cityag

        I can take him, I hit the bell at the carnival sledge hammer concession.

  • kidchampion

    It’s so hard to seem different. I was so relieved that none of these dudes stole my facial tattoo idea: “Y” on the forehead. “B” on the nose” “Normal” as a mustache.

  • http://masonapostol.com masonapostol

    Well, that has me re-thinking my normal riding apparel of a green body stocking sans helmet. Could result in road rash all over my wang.

  • http://www.rideicon.com iconmotosports

    Deth Killers FTW

  • http://www.firstgenerationmotors.blogspot.com Emmet

    didn’t expect Green Man’s wang to make an appearance!

    • http://hellforleathermagazine.com Grant Ray

      Neither did he.

  • http://www.postpixel.com.au mugget

    I didn’t read the description, I just went straight to the feature.

    Then I saw a man’s penis.

    I never thought I’d say this, but that’s my kind of fashion show.
    (Not because of the public penis, because of the motorcycles, punching machine and fire breathing.)

    Also are you sure that the rule book said “no raping” and not “no rapping”? :O

  • WoosterSauce

    Hipsters are probably the most qualified group of people for the job of motorcycle jean designer cuz you know you’re probably gonna get somethin’ snazzy lookin from them.

    Effectiveness might not be sketchy though cuz it’d be real ironic to make a pair of asphalt resistant jeans that disintegrated on impact and we all know how much hipsters love irony, right?