Pee-wee Herman, badass biker

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Pee-Wee-Biker

Potato-potato-potato. Rolling into town in your doo rag, assless leather chaps and your gigantic, vibrating noise maker, you think people see a rebel, you think people see someone not to be messed with. You think people see the living embodiment of rock and roll. Really, they just see a middle-aged man trying too hard. Something reformed pervert Pee-wee Herman perfectly captured when he visited Sturgis. Potato-potato-potato.

Funny or Die

Thanks for the tip, Mark.

  • EmpulseBuyer

    Truer words have never been spoken. Eg: Some douche down the street from me is always blasting bon jovi’s wanted dead or alive when he’s tooling around on his Harley. Has that crap on repeat or something. I bet Pee-wee could take this guy too.

  • SPEKTRE76

    The girl with the red streaks…..hawt!

  • http://www.twitter.com/beastincarnate Beast Incarnate

    Just look out for Large Marge.

  • http://papasanphoto.com Papasan

    I am without words…

  • Penectomy

    God forbid others like things different than you.

    Is this not the same place we get lectured about not making fun of hipsters?

    Hypocrite thy name is Wes?

    • http://hellforleathermagazine.com Wes Siler

      potato potato potato

  • Half Fast

    Who are the bigger clowns? Pee-Wee Ruebens or the ‘show us your tits’ skull-cap bandanna brothers he’s rolling with?

  • http://www.forrestmfg.com Steve781

    Whatever his faults, the man understands funny.

  • http://www.thisblueheaven.com Mark D

    Gotta love Pee-wee’s “OHHHH YEEEEAAAHHH” face!

  • ike6116

    Im pretty impressed they played along. Also, If there is ONE thing I am down with as far as “biker culture” it is the skanky chicks with big titties, jus sayin.

    • http://www.thisblueheaven.com Mark D

      To each his own, but I’d rather my girls aren’t walking bags of silicon, hair bleach, and mascara :)

      • ike6116

        I don’t discriminate. Big naturals or Big via active self improvement it’s all good.

  • Scott

    everyman has an inner “Pee-wee”

  • GuessWho

    I say we kill him!
    I say we hang him, *then* we kill him!
    I say we stomp him! Then we tattoo him! Then we hang him…! And then we kill him!

  • CafeRacer8509001200

    Man, I remember back in the day…..
    Smoke a recovery bowl on Saturday morning and settle in to watch Pee Wee’s Playhouse. Good times, good times. I don’t do any of that stuff anymore. Sigh…..

  • fatmexican13

    When the fuck are people gonna quit with the “assless chaps” shit? By definition chaps have no material on the ass, if they did they’d be pants.

    Oh yeah, Pee-wee rocks.

    • http://www.thisblueheaven.com Mark D

      Its not the chaps that are assless, its the old men who wear them ;)

      • fatmexican13

        Hahaha!