“We twist and turn our way to the bottom of its secret.” Do you like long walks on the beach, sensually stroking your lover’s sleek lines and the powerful feel of a huge…engine in your hand? Are you a sucker for men that read prose by candlelight? Then the BMW K1600GTL might be the right match for you. Here, it emotionally recounts the deep, powerful voyage the two of you will share.
The only thing failing to rip our bodices while watching this video is the lack of a deep, gravelly, indisputably manly voice. BMW should have just thrown out the idea of pretending it wasn’t reading a page out of one of those Harlequin romance novels and plunked down for the deep, accented baritone of Mr. Sex-on-legs himself, Fabio. We hope they at least have the decency to hire him to pose for the cover when they serialize this story into paperback.