This is what Paris Hilton’s GP bike will look like

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You’ve probably heard by now that Paris Hilton is sponsoring a 125GP team next year. Well, at least her Euro pop sensation/fragrance tie-in brand is. It’s best not to think to hard about it, so we’ll make it simple: Believe it or not, but there is a country in the world where motorcycles are nearly as popular among gawky teens as scented body sprays. That country is Spain. In that country, they also seem to think that quasi-attractive spoiled brat + auto-tune = pop music. So, somehow, a tie in between a popular Axe Body Spray-like product and motorcycle racing makes sense. Thus, we have an Aprilia 125GP bike covered in pink stars. Below, you’ll find the “music” video that made this all possible.
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via BikeRacing.it

  • http://bloodfalcons.blogspot.com motoguru

    Dumb bitch stole my paint scheme! My S1000RR looks just like that!

  • http://www.firstgenerationmotors.blogspot.com Emmet

    great, I just threw up all over my keyboard

  • markbvt

    Please tell me this is a really, really early April Fools Day joke.

  • Turf

    your-ghey’s new self designed paint scheme looks similar (said the factory colors clashed with his denim jacket and Liberace helmet)

    I think the bikes pretty HAWWT

  • slowestGSXRever

    I am so happy that HFL has combined my two loves: Bikes and Paris Hilton. I’d love to ride them both. Sadly, I only ride one :(

  • Mike Brooklyn

    I can not see one way in which this is bad. Its not like every weirdo pink barf explosion motorcycle is one less old school Cb750 or new SV650 for me. Just more people getting to see something cool, and perhaps deciding they like it as well.
    I am anxiously awaiting American Idol Sportser next…

    • http://bloodfalcons.blogspot.com motoguru

      ooooooooh, the american idol sporty… i like it!

  • Kyle

    I hope Lady Gaga beats her…. I hear shes got an entry too.

  • http://greatjoballweek.blogspot.com/ Case

    I don’t see how this is bad. It’s ugly but not any more or less ugly than much of the rest of the field.

    If someone were paying me to ride in 125s I wouldn’t care what color the bike was.

    Also, if someone wanted to pay me money so they could autotune my voice while I sat around and did prodigious amounts of cocaine, well, I’m not saying I would, but I’m not not saying it.

    • http://hellforleathermagazine.com Wes Siler

      But would you wear a bikini while doing prodigious amounts of cocaine and singing into an auto-tune? That at least requires a certain amount of…natural ability.

  • slowtire

    I think my retina is burned.

  • http://www.thisblueheaven.com Mark D

    And here I was, expecting too see Ms. Hilton going down on a two-stroke ;)

  • http://www.postpixel.com.au mugget

    Oh. My. Goodness.

    I thought this was just an attempt at a very bad joke. I think I liked it better that way.

    Paris Hilton 125GP racing team. Did I just say that? Shoot me now.