John McGuinness uncut

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John McGuinness found himself in an awkward situation in Supersport Race 2 at the Isle of Man TT this week. Speaking during the press conference after the race, he talks about what it’s like to have 50 finishes and 32 podiums on the mountain course, says there were no problems during the race and then, things get weird. Hit the jump for video with very clear explanation of his predicament.

  • http://www.brammofan.com Brammofan

    Can we get an official transcript of this? I heard something like “my foreskin came back and it was just a bit of chafe-age for an hour and a half.” and “there is a hood on there and it came back and it was an hour and quarter of chaffin’ on the zip” Thanks for the WTF of the day/week… :0

  • http://www.twitter.com/wessilerfanclub sean (the roommate)

    “how dare you call this journalism!”

    there, for all of you wanting to post that, its been done and you can just move along.

    • Joe

      Who called it journalism? Damn funny though, I laughed my ass off!

    • http://www.anotherdamndj.com evilbahumut

      Bravo sir!

    • http://hellforleathermagazine.com Wes Siler

      How dare you promote unsafe riding! This R Tard goes over 180mph on tiny country roads! Won’t someone think of the children!

      • Jeff

        I am feverishly compiling a list of all the sponsors present/listed/displayed so that boycott letters and petitions can be distributed.

        • http://hellforleathermagazine.com Wes Siler

          We should stage a sit in.

          • carbon

            I am immediately springing into action finding pictures & stories on the intertubes regarding “foreskin hits pedestrian.”

    • Sean Smith

      I’m just happy I was able to work in ‘pre-dic-ament.’

      • http://www.lgdm.fr stempere

        I hardly noticed.

  • Tim

    Another fine reason to clip the turtle neck..

  • http://www.brammofan.com Brammofan

    Thank goodness he didn’t have a helmet cam.

  • carcanal

    These TT dudes are great. I think they figure “i survived the tt i cold care less what other people think of what i say.”

  • ike6116

    Everyone can laugh but I think there’s a good reason he was pretty earnest about it.

    That really would suck and would take a lot of commitment and metal dedication to fight off.

    Imagine your dick chaffing at the beginning of a race and only getting worse over time, you have a decision to make, fix it and lose time or live with the extreme discomfort knowing its only going to continue to get worse.

  • http://rider49er.blogspot.com Mark D

    “You can put that on the radio. I’m not swearing. There’s a hood down there, and it got stuck.”

    Priceless

  • Ola

    Dainese, I have a product idea for you.

  • Jeremy

    haha i just noticed the headline of this – nice one

    • dux

      Hah, me too

  • http://www.cdavisdesigns.com Chris Davis

    About time someone brought penis protection to the fore’.

  • http://www.postpixel.com.au mugget

    Haha

    You’ve gotta like all those guys for just saying as it is.