As we prepare to celebrate our nation's birthday, you may be wondering what all the fuss is about. Well, we've got an answer for you: this. This video is what makes America great. This video is why people get the Stars and Stripes tattooed on their ass. This video is why little boys salute the flag. This video is why the terrorists hate us. Sit back, crack open a cold can of beer-like beverage and revel in the gross indulgence of conspicuous consumption combined with testosterone-fueled (we're guessing that's one of the chemicals in Monster) mayhem. Never has it been more appropriate to say America, fuck yeah.